Green Man, The (1956)

UK / 77 minutes / bw / Grenadier, British Lion Dir: Robert Day Pr & Scr: Frank Launder, Sidney Gilliat Story: Meet A Body (1954 play) by Frank Launder, Sidney Gilliat Cine: Gerald Gibbs Cast: Alastair Sim, George Cole, Terry-Thomas, Jill Adams, Raymond Huntley, Colin Gordon, Avril Angers, John Chandos, Eileen Moore, Arthur Brough, Dora Bryan, Richard Wattis, Alexander Gauge, Cyril Chamberlain, Vivien Wood, Marie Burke, Lucy Griffiths, Michael Ripper, Doris Yorke, Terence Alexander.

By no stretch of the imagination is this a film noir; rather, it belongs to the same stream of UK crime comedies whose best-known representatives include Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949), The Lavender Hill Mob (1951), The LADYKILLERS (1955) and School for Scoundrels (1960). It has, too, many of the characteristics of a Whitehall farce, with the same fine timing, mockery of pretensions, and expert manipulation of misunderstandings, especially of an amorous nature.

The glorious piano trio make amorous eyes at the gentlemanly knave Hawkins.

Outwardly respectable Hawkins (Sim)—although he uses other aliases—discovered the art of murder-by-bomb while he was still in preparatory school at Embrook House, whose loathed headmaster Continue reading

Gallant Lady (1942)

vt Prison Girls

US / 68 minutes / bw / Motion Picture Associates, PRC Dir: William Beaudine Pr: Lester Cutler Scr: Arthur St. Claire Story: “Gallant Lady” (1939, Collier’s Magazine) by Octavus Roy Cohen Cine: Marcel Le Picard Cast: Rose Hobart, Sidney Blackmer, Claire Rochelle, Lynn Starr, Jane Novak, Vince Barnett, Jack Baxley, Crane Whitley, John Ince, Richard Clarke, Spec O’Donnell, Inez Cole, Ruby Dandridge, Henry Hastings.

Near the end of her sentence for having committed the mercy killing of a terminally ill, suffering patient who begged her for relief—a crime of which she is innocent—Dr. Rosemary Walsh (Hobart) gets dragged into a breakout mounted by fellow-prisoners Nellie (Rochelle) and Jane (Cole), with the outside aid of Nellie’s gangster boyfriend Nick Furelli (Clarke) and his sidekick Baldy O’Shea (Barnett). Jane goes her own way, and in due course Rosemary decides to give herself back up to the authorities. Nick hands her some money and tells her details of how to find him in NYC should she change her mind.

So that’s how this country doctoring is done!

Halfway back to the prison she indeed does change her mind. Pausing by a farmhouse, she discovers Continue reading

Dolan’s Cadillac (2010 DTV)

Canada, UK / 105 minutes (European release; US release is cut to 89 minutes) / color / Film Bridge, Minds Eye, Footprint, Prescience Dir: Jeff Beesley Pr: Alain Gagnon, Stephen Onda, Rhonda Baker Scr: Richard Dooling Story: “Dolan’s Cadillac” (1985, Castle Rock) by Stephen King Cine: Gerald Packer Cast: Christian Slater, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Wes Bentley, Greg Bryk, Aidan Devine, Al Sapienza, Karen LeBlanc, Eugene Clark, Robert Benz.

While horse-riding in the desert near Las Vegas, pretty young schoolteacher Elizabeth Robinson (Vaugier) comes across prostitution slave trafficker Jimmy Dolan (Slater) and his principal sidekick Chief (Bryk) committing multiple murder; a truck has arrived in which, because of a ventilation failure, most of the women have suffocated. Elizabeth escapes but drops her cellphone.

Elizabeth and her somewhat wimpish husband Tom (Bentley), also a teacher, report the incident to the local sheriff (Benz), but he makes it plain he doesn’t intend to do anything—as far as he’s concerned, the dead are just “pepper-bellies” and, the fewer of them that there are, the better. On getting home the Robinsons discover a dead woman in their bedroom, her lips sewn shut in a clear message; clearly Dolan’s people have traced Elizabeth by means of the dropped cellphone.

The case is taken seriously by Federal Agent Fletcher (Sapienza), who has been after Dolan for years. Elizabeth is eager to testify, so Fletcher puts the Robinsons into a witness-protection plan . . . which fails when Elizabeth, discovering she’s at last pregnant, disobeys instructions, leaves the hotel where they’ve been secreted and climbs into the family car, which promptly explodes.

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Victims of Dolan’s cruelty are disinterred from their desert burial place.

Tom starts drinking a lot. The fact that Elizabeth’s “ghost” appears to him at frequent intervals to offer advice doesn’t help. Eventually Continue reading

Delivered (2011)

US / 89 minutes / color / Nelson Madison, Indie Rights Dir: Michael Madison Pr: Linda Nelson Scr: Branson Manbeck Story: Linda Nelson, Michael Madison Cine: Ricky Fosheim Cast: Michael Madison, Jeanette Steiner, Toshi Toda, Alana Stewart, Chic Daniel, Ludwig Manukian, Robert Rusler, Kenny Lombino, Tadamori Yagi, Brian McGuire, David Wolf Perez, Brendon Walsh.

Fighting in Fallujah, US soldier Shane Green (Madison) would have died had it not been for the heroism of his CO, Jack Roberts (Daniel). Back in the US, Shane slowly recuperates under the care of his mom, Marilyn (Stewart); during his absence in Iraq the family home has been foreclosed on, and Marilyn has been reduced to renting an apartment for them in a crap neighborhood of LA. Shane coasts awhile, rejoicing in the fact that his mother has preserved for him his dad’s 1967 Mustang . . .

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The Mojave Desert is the real star of Delivered (2011).

We see a couple of examples of Shane having difficulty working through his PTSD—he beats the shit out of an old friend insistent upon hearing Shane’s war stories, and in a very funny sequence a casual burglar discovers the hard way that robbing the home of an Iraq vet is a bad move—before Shane decides it might be a good idea to get a job. A friend suggests he ask the friend’s uncle, Sarkis (Manukian), to employ him as a courier. At first Shane refuses on discovering it’s a condition of employment that he carry a gun; when he finds out that Marilyn is trying to hold down two jobs and is still months behind with the rent, he swallows his pride.

It’s pretty obvious to Shane that his courier tasks are on the wrong side of the law (shades of Le TRANSPORTEUR [2002; vt The Transporter]), but they seem harmless until one day Continue reading

Dark Harbor (1998)

US / 87 minutes / color / Hart Sharp, Killer, ACC Dir: Adam Coleman Howard Pr: John N. Hart Jr., Jeffrey Sharp, Justin Lazard Scr: Adam Coleman Howard, Justin Lazard Cine: Walt Lloyd Cast: Alan Rickman, Polly Walker, Norman Reedus, Janet Mecca.

Bickering as they drive through a downpour, late for the ferry to take them to their island vacation home near Dark Harbor, Maine, grumpy lawyer Dave Weinberg (Rickman) and his pretty wife Alexis “Lex” (Walker) find a bruised young drifter (Reedus) lying by the roadside. He refuses to let them call the cops or a doctor.

Dark Harbor

Seduction by mushroom.

Having missed their ferry, the Weinbergs overnight at the port and catch a boat the next morning. Although they don’t know it, so does the drifter. Later, out sailing, the Weinbergs are caught by a mist and are lucky to come to land, on the remote Seal Rock. To their astonishment, the drifter is there before them, with a tale of his own. When the mist clears, the trio sail back to the vacation house. Next day, before the Weinbergs wake up, the drifter prepares a sumptuous breakfast; Dave insists the drifter stay on until the evening so that Dave can return the compliment by cooking a gourmet dinner. In the meantime, though, Dave must go play a round of duty golf with an important client.

All through the day, Alexis and the drifter revel in each other’s company, and one can sense the sexual attraction growing between them—in Alexis’s case, Continue reading

Close-Up (1948)

US / 75 minutes / bw / Marathon (A Harry Brandt Production) Dir: Jack Donohue Pr: Frank Satenstein Scr: John Bright, Max Wilk, Jack Donohue, Martin Rackin Story: James Poe Cine: William Miller Cast: Alan Baxter, Virginia Gilmore, Richard Kollmar, Loring Smith, Philip Huston, Joey Faye, Russell Collins, Michael Wyler, Marcia Walter, Sid Melton, Wendell Phillips, Erin O’Kelly (i.e., Erin Selwyn), Maurice Manson.

After newsreel photographer Phil Sparr (Baxter) and his sidekick Roger (Faye) shoot a fashion sequence outside the Fifth National Bank on NYC’s Madison Square, the film they’ve shot is suddenly in heavy demand. Criminal gang-leader Joe Gibbons (Huston), a one-time actor who had to switch professions because of his drinking, sends a courier to try to pilfer it; when the man fails, Gibbons beats him ruthlessly with his belt. Gibbons next sends his sidekick Beck (Collins) to beg for the film on the pretext that Phil captured Beck in the company of a floozy not his wife. Meanwhile, fresh-faced journalist Peggy Lane (Gilmore) from Snap magazine is attempting to interview Phil.

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Phil (Baxter) gives near-femme fatale Peggy (Gilmore) a cigarette as the cops prepare to take her away.

Phil’s boss Harry Avery (Smith), examining the relevant frames, realizes the reason people are after it has nothing to do with Beck or his floozy: Phil inadvertently captured the image of wanted Nazi war criminal Kurt “The Butcher” Bauer (Kollmar) leaving the bank. Continue reading

Clairvoyant, The (1935)

vt The Evil Mind

UK / 81 minutes / bw / Gainsborough, Gaumont, Vogue Dir: Maurice Elvey Scr: Charles Bennett, Bryan Edgar Wallace Story: Der Hellseher (1929; vt The Clairvoyant) by Ernest Lothar (i.e., Ernst Lothar) Cine: G. MacWilliams Cast: Claude Rains, Fay Wray, Mary Clare, Ben Field, Jane Baxter, Athole Stewart, C. Denier Warren, Carleton Hobbs, Felix Aylmer.

Max (Rains) is The Great Maximus, performing a fake telepathy routine around the shabbier music halls with his wife Rene (Wray) as assistant. One night, as Rene loses her way from the stalls to the circle and it becomes obvious to the audience that his “telepathy” relies on her coded messages, his gaze catches the face of Christine Shawn (Baxter) as she watches from one of the boxes; at once he’s empowered with genuine clairvoyance, and correctly describes the letter that a jeering spectator is holding up.

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Scary stuff — Claude Rains is the Clairvoyant.

Later, on a train to Manchester for the next gig, Max, Rene, Max’s mother Topsy (Clare) and his congenially boozy business partner Simon (Field) encounter Christine again, and once more Max is filled with the gift of prophecy—this time foreseeing that the train will crash. He pulls the cord, the quintet disembark, and sure enough the train crashes.

Christine, whose father Lord Southwood (Stewart) is the owner of the Daily Sun, ensures that Max’s successful prophecy becomes the talk of the land. Impresario James J. Bimeter (Warren) gets Max top billing at the London Paladrome (sic) for a princely three hundred pounds a week, but Max soon disappoints the theater owner by failing to come out with any new prophecies. Further, Rene is becoming concerned that Max may have fallen for Christine. In fact, it’s Rene whom he loves, but it’s Christine—who eventually admits that she’s deeply in love with him and would take him from Rene if she could—who’s the source of his psychic powers.

His successful offhand prediction that 100–1 rank outsider Autolychus will win the Derby (“Autolychus can’t win. They’re only running him in the hope he’ll Continue reading

o/t: definitional dreaming

Last night I had the oddest dream . . . no, no, wait, wait. It’s not the dream itself that’s going to be the focus of attention here: it’s something that came out of it.

I dreamt I was being asked a string of dumb questions by a journalist about my film noir encyclopedia, and I was having difficulty swinging the interview around to the place where it could be of any value. If she’d simply not known what film noir was, I could have managed; the problem was that she had some erroneous notion of the genre. At the end of the Q&A, when she asked me if I had anything to add, I produced a definition of film noir that had just occurred to me. (No sooner had I done so than Sylvio Berlusconi, who for some reason was also there, started laughing like a jackass and I stalked out. But that’s by the bye.)

When I woke up moments later, the definition was still in my head. While it’s in no sense a complete description of the genre, it does cover great swathes of the movies concerned and is therefore, I think, useful:

Films noirs are stories about people who’re good enough not to deserve to be in the circumstances they’re in, but not good enough to be able to haul themselves out of them.

I’m now hoping, of course, that this isn’t an instance of my subconscious bringing to the surface something I read long ago in someone else’s work. If not, I plan to use this . . .

Business of Strangers, The (2001)

US / 83 minutes / color / IFC, i5, HeadQuarters Dir & Scr: Patrick Stettner Pr: Susan A. Stover, Robert H. Nathan Cine: Teodoro Maniaci Cast: Stockard Channing, Julia Stiles, Frederick Weller, Marcus Giamatti.

On a business trip, software company vice-president Julie Styron (Channing) fires the junior who arrived late at a meeting and thereby embarrassed her, Paula Murphy (Stiles). That night Julie learns from her boss, Robert (Giamatti), that, far from being herself fired, as she’d imagined was imminent, she’s been appointed CEO of the company. Later, Julie discovers that bad weather conditions have grounded Paula’s flight home, and so the two women are stranded overnight in the same airport hotel. So too—although Julie doesn’t yet know it—is Nick Harris (Weller), the “employment consultant” whom Julie summoned when she thought she was out of a job.

Business of Strangers

Julia (Channing) and Paula (Stiles) on their way to dumping the unconscious Nick (Weller).

Julie apologizes to Paula for her earlier fit of temper, and the two women begin a drink-fueled evening together. Paula informs Julie that really she’s not an office dogsbody but a writer—a writer of nonfiction, however, rather than fiction: she prefers the sloppiness of real life as her subject over fiction’s tidiness. It soon becomes evident to us that, for Paula, she uses the real world rather than paper and ink as her literary medium: her “writing” consists of godgaming those around her. She starts with a harmless effort, persuading Julie to join her in a madly risqué conversation that entertains the other passengers of the elevator in which they’re traveling. Soon Julie is for once letting herself be a wild girl, like Paula.

When Nick reappears on the scene, Paula at once freezes up, explaining to Julie privately that she recognizes him as the man who, four years ago, raped a friend of hers at a Boston frat party. Together, Paula and Julie—who figures out that it was Paula herself, not some friend, who was the rape victim—exact a bizarre revenge on the hapless Nick . . .

This is a movie whose noirishness stems from the fact that it’s all about godgaming, a central theme of cinematic (and written) noir even though often not recognized as such. The term “godgaming” was apparently invented by John Fowles to describe the situation in his classic novel The Magus (1965) whereby the narrator, unrealizing, moves through a form of the world that has been almost entirely shaped by the deceptions of those around him. In the classic-era noir CROSSROADS (1942), for example, we find an amnesia victim being godgamed by the bad guys into believing for a while that in the life he’s forgotten he was himself a bad guy, one of the worst.

In The Business of Strangers the person being godgamed is, very obviously, Julie. Afterwards, when she realizes what’s been done to her, her pain is only partly to do with the overt humiliation meted out to her, being far more concerned with her loss, on returning to sobriety and reality, of the irrational freedom she enjoyed for those few hours when she was obeying someone else’s invented, cockeyed rules rather than those that govern the—and in particular her—real world.

The movie’s really a two-hander (Weller spends much of his scant onscreen time unconscious, Giamatti’s role is essentially a cameo) and plays out on a limited number of sets; it’s thus reliant entirely on the performances of the two leads. Luckily, after a slightly creaky start, they both show themselves more than able to carry the piece, Stiles deploying enigmatic half-smiles and expressionless eyes to show her control over and self-distancing from the situation, Channing managing even more effectively to convey the feeling of a woman torn between triumph and despair, and by the realization that she suddenly finds herself having difficulty telling the difference between the two.

On Amazon.com: The Business of Strangers

Body Vanished, The (1939)

UK / 48 minutes / bw / Venture, Worton Hall, New Realm Dir: Walter Tennyson Scr: Ian Walker Cine: Desmond Dickinson Cast: Anthony Hulme, C. Denier Warren, Ernest Sefton, Eve Foster, Frank Atkinson, Wilfred Noy, Hamilton Keene, Frederick Keen, Charles Paton, Fred Withers.

Inspector Rodney Paine (Hulme) and his Watson-like journalist pal Pip Piper (Warren) of the Daily News—until recently Aunt Edie of the agony column, but now set for higher things—arrive for a fishing holiday in rural Middle Wickering, where they put up at the Cricketers Inn. The two men have hardly started their inaugural pints at the bar when Cuthbert Snelling (Noy), butler at the local manor Grey Towers, arrives at the pub in search of dimwit local cop Sergeant Hopkins (Sefton); Snelling has just discovered his boss, Mr. Gosling, apparently murdered by poison on the living-room couch. But when Hopkins and Snelling get to Grey Towers, followed almost immediately by Rodney and Pip, the body has . . . vanished.

Next day a corpse is found in a nearby hedgerow, and at first it’s assumed to be that of Gosling; in fact, though, it’s local taxi driver George Billings (Withers). The search goes on for Gosling . . .

Also staying at the Cricketers are enigmatic young Miss Casson (Foster) and retired serviceman Captain Hallam (Keene), another angler here on a fishing holiday. Miss Casson, to whom Rodney takes an immediate shine, seems to have been the last person to have seen Mr. Gosling alive; she came down from London for an interview at Grey Towers for the post of Gosling’s private secretary. She’s obviously a suspect; less obvious until after he has departed is Captain Hallam, who has left an unpaid fishmonger’s bill behind him—clearly he was buying rather than catching those fish he so proudly showed off at the Cricketers.

The breakthrough comes when Rodney and Pip discover that mounted on the rear side of the frames of the pictures hanging in the Grey Towers drawing room are paintings of much greater value—six van der Burgs stolen some years ago from Alton Castle. The police have long suspected international art thief Victor Carter (Keen) of that robbery. Rodney suspects that Gosling may be Carter in disguise, and that he may not be dead after all. But how to smoke him out . . .?

Even by the standards of the school of UK cinema that would soon become that country’s distinctive style of noir, this movie seems resolutely lightweight, with the comic relief—supplied by Pip, Hopkins and yokel codger Hobbleberry (Atkinson)—shoveled almost obsessively on top of what’s actually quite a decent little mystery. There’s nothing memorable here, but the piece is entertaining and surprisingly easy to watch.

Body Vanished 1939

A dastardly scheme exposed – valuable stolen Van der Bergs are hidden on the backs of other, worthless paintings in the stately rural pile Grey Towers.

Dirk van der Burg (1721–1773) was a Dutch artist. I’ve not been able to ascertain if the painting we see is actually one of his (in reproduction, at least!), but it seems to be more or less in his style.

On Amazon.com: The Body Vanished