Autopsy (2009)

US / 9 minutes / color / Rosewood Films Dir & Scr: Kevin Rice Pr: Debbie Rice Story: “Autopsy Room Four” (1997 Six Stories) by Stephen King Cine: George Tripsas Cast: Kayla Nash, Bryan Gay, Stephen McDougald, George Tripsas, Kevin Foux

One of author Stephen King’s Dollar Babies (whereby the writer sells nonexclusive screen rights to student/amateur moviemakers for a dollar), Autopsy has a sort of 8mm home movie feel to it. Alas, I wouldn’t describe it as essential viewing.

Golfer Howard (McDougald) goes into the rough in search of a lost ball and is bitten by a venomous snake. Luckily the two golfers behind him on the course realize what’s going on, and he’s rescued.

Kayla Nash as Katy

Or at least his body is.

Cut (geddit?) to the mortuary. Midway through a radio report that an exotic snake whose bite can induce a paralysis almost indistinguishable from death has escaped and is causing havoc, two mortuary assistants, Katy (Nash) and Peter (Gay), switch off their tranny to focus on their task of cutting up what they assume is a cadaver. We listen—as we assume does Howard—to their merry banter as they ready the scalpels . . .

Bryan Gay as Peter

And that’s about it, really.

I’d imagine King’s original offers a bit more of a story, or perhaps he succeeded through atmospherics in creating a suspense that’s lacking here, but the screen adaptation seems pretty pointless. I’d love to congratulate the acting and directing, but to be honest that’d be difficult. George Tripsas’s cinematography does have an interesting dynamism to it, though, and I’d be looking out for more of his work were it not for the fact that he seems to have shot little else.

Stephen McDougald as Howard

I’ll be looking at a few more of King’s “Dollar Babies” over the next few weeks and months, though, because when they are good they can be very, very good, even if, ya know . . .

2 thoughts on “Autopsy (2009)

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.