Crook’s Tour (1941)

UK / 78 minutes / bw / British National, Anglo–American Dir & Pr: John Baxter Story: Crook’s Tour (1941 radio play) by John Watt, Max Kester Cine: James Wilson Cast: Basil Radford, Naunton Wayne, Greta Gynt, Charles Oliver, Gordon McLeod, Abraham Sofaer, Bernard Rebel, Cyril Gardiner, Leo de Pokorny, Morris Harvey, Noel Hood.

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Hawtrey Charters (Radford) and Sinclair Caldicott (Wayne), the two eccentric, cricket-maniacal Englishmen made famous in The Lady Vanishes (1938), appeared in a series of other movies, of which this is one; it’s adapted from a BBC radio comedy drama.

The pair are members of an escorted Middle East tour when their charabanc runs out of gas in the middle of the Saudi Arabian desert. They’re at first a bit leery at the approach of a caravan of Arabs, but soon it emerges that the leader, Sheik Ramda (Oliver), went to the same English public school as Charters. The Sheik puts all the tourists and their guide up for the night, which is welcome; even so, our two heroes do have concerns, such as that Caldicott might be late for his rendezvous in Budapest with his fiancée, Charters’s sister Edith (Hood), and, far more important, that both men might miss the final (cricket) Test match between England and the Windies at Lords. Moreover, as Ramda explains to them, there are agents of a foreign power stirring discontent among the traditional Arab population.

Back in Baghdad and with some time to spare, they seek an eaterie. What they find is a joint offering Folies de Londres avec Les Girls and featuring danceuse/chanteuse La Palermo (Gynt) in La Danse d’Hibou (aka La Danse de Voiles). “Looks a bit continental, doesn’t it?” observes Charters.

Crook's Tour - 1 An eaterie in Baghdad - 'Looks a bit continental, doesn't it'

“Looks a bit continental, doesn’t it?”

By astonishing coincidence, this is precisely the dive whose cigar-smoking Nazi manager, Rossenger (McLeod), is tonight expecting two German agents to arrive from the US en route to the Fatherland. The cunning plan is to pass them secret information encoded on what seems to be just a gramophone records of songs sung by La Palermo herself—aka Ada Deering. Rossenger’s waiter Rakoff (Harvey) will be able to identify the two agents because they’ll order a particular combination of foods and drinks. Obviously, by another astonishing coincidence, this is exactly the combination that Charters and Caldicott order. (La Palermo is not best pleased to be a part of Rossenger’s scheme: “How can I think of my unveiling and serve the Fuehrer at the same time?”)

Meanwhile they Charters and Caldicott and watch the floor show, although Charters is horrified by how interested his sister’s husband-to-be is in some of it. But even his flinty heart is melted by the performance of La Palermo, even if he plays this down: “Hardly my type. Comparatively well dressed by local standards, though.” For his part, Caldicott shows he’s paying attention: “Have you noticed that she’s accidentally dropped one of her veils?”

Crook's Tour - 2 La Palermo performs enticingly

La Palermo (Greta Gynt) gazes enticingly from the dance floor . . .

Crook's Tour - 3 Caldecott thinks she does, anyway

. . . and Caldecott (Naunton Wayne) gazes right back.

Just as our friends are leaving to catch the train to Istanbul, two Americans arrive in the club and order the specified repast. Realizing the error, Rossenger emplanes to Istanbul with La Palermo and Arab agent Ali (Sofaer). In Istanbul the Englishmen are met by another Arab agent, Klacken (Rebel), who persuades them to book in for the night at the Hotel Hamilton—in reality a private residence backing onto the Bosporus. As Klacken explains, there are oubliettes in the place: in days of old, when sultans tired of their wives, they could throw them into these secure in the knowledge that the Bosporus would bear the bodies away forever.

Of course, Chalmers and Caldicott are delighted to discover that La Palermo is singing in the hotel that night . . . especially as she’s apparently directing her rendition of a racy number seemingly titled “One Night of Heaven with You” straight toward the suited pair. It comes as no great surprise when she proves to be a double agent, doing her best to warn the Englishmen of their danger, and that it’s Ali who ends up in the river, not Chalmers or Caldicott.

Crook's Tour - 4 Chalmers oops just shoved someone into Bosporus

Chalmers (Basil Radford) realizes he’s just shoved someone into the Bosporos. An easy mistake to make. Could happen to anyone.

Followed by the usual gang, our pals escape Istanbul and reach the Hotel Magyar in Budapest. Soon after, Edith arrives in a foul mood. La Palermo tries to steal the gramophone record from the darkened room in which Caldicott sleeps; he catches her in the act, Charters and Edith storm in to find the two together, and there’s the predictable misunderstanding . . .

There are plenty more good lines to come, in the Wodehousian, often mildly (almost innocently) salacious style of the movie, as when the Magyar’s manager (de Pokorny) tries to help Caldicott over his complaint about the invasion of his room:

Manager: “If you could describe her—any clothes she wears—I might be able to help.”
Caldicott: “It’s rather difficult. You see, I’ve very rarely seen her with any clothes on.”

Crook's Tour - 6 Spanswick aka Bauer aka K7

The fake Spanswick, the real Bauer (Cyril Gardiner).

Or later, as the two Englishmen discuss how they could at last extricate themselves from their adventure:

Caldicott: “D’you suppose it’d be any good if we told our story to the British consul?”
Charters: “He’d never believe it.”
Caldicott: “We could leave out all the ridiculous bits.”
Charters: “There wouldn’t be much left.”

There’s also much more plot, mainly pivoting around a smarmy double agent called Captain Spanswick (Gardiner) . . . not the ex-Gloucestershire cricketer E.J.K. Spanswick, you understand, but an impostor, a non-cricketing Nazi—the two adjectives are roughly synonymous, so far as Charters and Caldicott are concerned—called Max Bauer, codenamed K.7., who’s only too happy to order their demise once he has his hands on the priceless record.

Crook's Tour - 5 Edith displeased with fiance and brother

Edith (Noel Hood) is not best pleased with her brother and her fiancé.

The movie’s based on a BBC radio play likewise called Crook’s Tour (1941) by John Watt and Max Kester; presumably an in-joke is that there’s reference to an off-screen character called Kester. Among numerous uncredited cast members, Finlay Currie has a bit part as an unnamed tourist while the very lovely Patricia Medina has a slightly bigger role as the receptionist at the Hotel Magyar.

Clearly this movie, a comedy with an eye also to WWII propaganda directed at the US, is itself in no way noirish; really its only associational interest is the presence of Norwegian-born UK actress Gynt, who was an archetypal component of countless UK noir and noirish movies: the encyclopedia discusses DEAR MURDERER (1947), TAKE MY LIFE (1947), I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS (1950), FORTUNE IS A WOMAN (1957), MORNING CALL (1957; vt Strange Case of Dr. Manning) and BLUEBEARD’S TEN HONEYMOONS (1960). Elsewhere on this site to date there are The Arsenal Stadium Mystery (1939), The Ringer (1952) and Three Steps in the Dark (1953). She was, in short, the femme par excellence if not always the femme fatale of UK noir and noirish movies throughout the ’40s and ’50s, and even into the ’60s. It’s not hard to see why: she had a great screen presence and was able to conjure up—to use an old-fashioned term—immense charm.

As noted above, the characters Charters and Caldicott had an extensive career not just in the movies but in other media; on occasion the same characters were given different names in order to dodge copyright issues. They even might have appeared in The THIRD MAN (1949) had director Carol Reed followed his first instincts. In the event the screenplay was changed and the characters of Charters and Caldicott merged into the single character of Crabbin, played by Wilfrid Hyde-White.

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18 thoughts on “Crook’s Tour (1941)

  1. Radford and Gardiner didn’t marry and produce David Niven as their off-spring did they? Probably me, but I can see how that might have happened.

  2. Oh, I love those two from The Lady Vanishes! Just skimmed your review as I’d like to watch this one without knowing too much about the plot. It appears to be on YouTube, hurrah!

  3. As a cricket fan, film student and detective fiction buff, Charters and Caldicott ought to be almost my favourite characters in movies. Well, they are! Radford and Wayne are a superbly amusing ‘British’ double act, and it is a shame we don’t see more of their fabulously timed interplay in more features. I think I’ve seen all of their turns, in each of their variants of our heroes, including walk ons in ‘Millions Like Us’ and their tour de force, ‘It’s not cricket!’ They way they bounce off each other is up there with any of cinema’s great comedy pairings. And they were never as good apart as together.
    The characters were decently re-presented in later years by Arthur Lowe and Ian Carmichael; and Robin Bailey and Michael Aldridge – but nothing has ever matched their perfection. Their looks of disdain when asked to pass the sugar in by Miss Froy in ‘The Lady Vanishes’ when they are using it to represent the field set by Australian leg-spinner Clarrie Grimmett; or their horror at realizing the Old Trafford Ashes Test of 1938 has been washed out, are far more expressive and pained than the any reaction they have to being shot at an wounded by ‘foreigners’. That sort of thing is only to be expected. But to interfere in any way with cricket??? Sir, that is not British!
    I’m delighted by the way that you have managed to make a reference to cricket between England and the West Indies while a Test tour of the Caribbean is taking place. Well done! Sir Learie and Sir Len, Sir Viv and Sir Ian and Sirs Charters and Caldicott would all be proud of you.
    Thank you!
    Time for me to re-watch ‘Night Train to Munich’ again.

  4. But to interfere in any way with cricket???

    I feel very much the same way about it myself, as you know.

    What’s interesting is that Charters & Caldicott have an appeal far outside cricket buffs. My wife, being American, barely even knows what cricket is, yet she falls around laughing at C&C.

  5. Very pleased to see this is on YouTube. It sounds like a lot of fun – I know I’ll love it. I like that it’s from early in WWII – and it also gives me a chance to learn more about Charters and Caldicott.

    • Nice to see you here! With both you and Jacqui having mentioned the movie’s availability on YouTube, I’m beginning to think I should see if there are other Charters & Caldicott items there.

  6. Be warned that this is no The Lady Vanishes! But it’s plenty of fun in its own unambitious way, and anything with Greta Gynt is worth watching. It’s surprising she’s been largely forgotten today, because she had a great screen presence.

  7. It’s a pity that they didn’t get a camel with two humps instead of 1; perhaps then they might have ridden out of the desert together on the one camel – you have to watch the film to understand that.

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